STILL NOT OVER HOW MY UK PUBLISHER KNEW I WAS OBSESSED WITH YUGIOH SO THEY SENT ME A CAKE WITH MY BOOK COVER EDITED INTO A YUGIOH CARD IM SOBBBIN

nonasuch:

xiranjayzhao:

i mean. on this website? probably it has

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dragon-in-a-fez:

trainthief:

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

gayingenue:

i think some of you aren’t really bottoms you’re just virgins with anxiety disorders

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Midnight snack ideas

aqua-genesis:

•pizza
•fruit snacks
•pussy
•grapes

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hallandoates1970topresent:

foothive2:

Reblog to curse your mutuals

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dankmemeuniversity:

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pon-raul:

pon-raul:

when can we start treating pixelated icons as second class tumblr users

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nonsense-choir:

allfrogsarefriends:

toboldlylesbian:

history-freak1:

imsuchacapricorn:

toboldlylesbian:

marisatomay:

toboldlylesbian:

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

its true and u should say it!

*rubs my childless millennial hands all over Disney world *

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

grawly:

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pelkoja:

I’m losing my mind over this

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princecarlton:

tittypetes:

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

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crunchwrapofnotredame:

ilovemusicalyy:

this isn’t a video this is a fever dream

(via mind4lorn)

fictionalboysarepretty:

Why spread negativity when you can spread stoats

Look at that face

And those ears

He wants to be your pal

Unless you’re a rabbit or other small rodent. Then he will probably eat you (that’s Nature for ya, but everyone’s gotta eat okay)

Regardless, look at how cute

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sappling:

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth
also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

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